NOT COOL!

I cannot grasp the current men's obsession with facial hair. It seems to be everywhere. Quite a few men are sporting beards and messy long hair. I'm not talking goatees here, (which can actually be quite attractive), I'm talkin' full-blown all out BEARDS, big long hairy messy beards, not shaven into neat shapes, just a sasquatch hair free-for-all. The young men are the ones that really trip me out with it. Didn't their papas teach them how to shave? I don't get how this is the new trend. Where did this ugly thing start? With bands? Because a lot of bands are doing it too.
Or Play off beards? I have heard about guys not shaving until the playoffs or other similar contests. But really, guys, unless you're ZZ TOP,

Or a Hasidic jew

Or an old homeless guy

Or an Amish guy...

...the shit aint cool! C'mon fellas, it's 2008. The Neanderthal look went out in the late Pleistocene Epoch (roughly 30,000 years ago).
David letterman had a hideous rug on his face. Ugh. Made him look 25 years older. As it does with EVERY man who grows one. Granted, his was a statement about the writer's strike... but still...GROSS!

There are only 2 men I know who can rock the beard properly and handsomely... Jason and Chuck. That's IT. But they keep it nice and clean, you know?



No one, not even your mom, wants to kiss a face with wiry messy hair all over it that scratches you or worse yet has tiny food particles lodged in it. SICK!
Just SHAVE already! Save us from the horror. Give me time to stop being grossed out by this so I can worry and ponder about other more important things, like, WHAT, on God's Green Earth makes a white person think it's cool to grow dreadlocks??? There's a reason they are called DREADlocks. They are DREADFUL!!!!